Half a day is the perfect amount of time to spend with family. There is not much opportunity to pick on each other.
It is easy to lose your pants after a Friday night yoga.
If you are not on Facebook only those wish you happy birthday who really matter.
I bought a slice of sponge cake with cream cheese because I needed its taste and texture in my mouth.
Some are just better to be listened to from your armchair.
Monday the 13th. When the water from the sink flows into the washing machine.
Egg and olive oil. I just might lick my hair for breakfast.
Do I want a summer home a dog and a kid like ‘real’ people do? I don’t know.
Vienna is apparently like England in the ’80s. Kinda embarrassing.